And, in regards to porn stashes. Women MUST look under things (even if they don't know what they are looking for). Beds, cushions, mattresses, dressers, under neath drawers.if it is under something. They Will Find It. But, you could wear it as a hat and they will never notice. Because, woman are completely blind to things on top of other things. Lay your books side ways. Set it on top. It will never be discovered (especially if the start of the stack is just above their eye level).